Notes to Self
Notes to self:
* Remind self that men are pigs and abstain from all flirting today; even innocent glances toward dark and handsome strangers and the sometimes not so innocent conversations
* Remind self to be reminded that men are selfish pigs and to not even think about men at all today; especially the ones that I absolutely do not want to think about
* Remind self that marriage is partly a financial decision and having children (charming as they may be) are a means to a free breast augmentation
* Remind self to not be so jaded and cynical today
posted by JoiDoe @ 11:03 AM
5 Comments:
I thought we were all dogs, not pigs. Would you ladies please make up your minds.
Yea...well YOU ALL ARE DOGS TOO Phoenix!
The End
Imit, how can someone be a dog and a pig at the same time? I think you ladies need to consider that the problem is not so much that all men are dogs (or pigs) but perhaps most women are attracted to dogs while the brothers who are nice and decent are largely ignored. "Not so innocent conversations"? This comment leads me to believe that JoiDoe is setting herself up to get bitten by a dog.
what i mean by 'not so innocent' conversations are probably extremely more conservative than what you may be thinking. i am an extremely modest and conservative person so my 'no so innocent' is quite tame. nonetheless to avoid any miscommunications between myself and anyone i need to continue to limit my flirting...i'm single so unfortunately if i am looking for any 'action' flirting is all i am going to get...lol...i apologize for the miscommunication, phoenix.
Joidoe said "flirting is all i am going to get".
My suggestion is not to flirt but simply be friendly and approachable. Open flirting may attract dogs.
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