Where did I leave my superpowers...
I wish I had a few superpowers. I don't know where I was when God was giving Spiderman, Batman, Lavagirl, Catwoman, The Thing, and Shaq their superpowers! But I wasn't standing in that line, dammit! The superpowers I need are:
1) The ability to fly: I could save lots of money on gas and cut down all commuting times to any place in less than 3 minutes. I could also travel to Paris without any airfare cost.
2) The ability to have retractable arms and hands that moved faster than the speed of light: I could be much more efficient with my multitasking. I could wash dishes, mop, program my VCR, and paint my toenails at the same time.
1) The ability to fly: I could save lots of money on gas and cut down all commuting times to any place in less than 3 minutes. I could also travel to Paris without any airfare cost.
2) The ability to have retractable arms and hands that moved faster than the speed of light: I could be much more efficient with my multitasking. I could wash dishes, mop, program my VCR, and paint my toenails at the same time.
3) The ability to breathe under water: Just because that would be banging.
If I had these superpowers I guess I might also use them to save some lives and rescue a couple cats from trees…maybe (not).
If I had these superpowers I guess I might also use them to save some lives and rescue a couple cats from trees…maybe (not).
posted by JoiDoe @ 8:06 PM
2 Comments:
Excuse me but Batman does not have any super powers. Soooo, if you can hone your natural abilities you can indeed be super without super powers.
If I had superpowers...i'd have the power of transporting and invisibility. That would be so stinkin hot yo. Can you imagine being able to just disappear from the human eye at any given moment? Or to sucker punch somebody you dont like and they cant see you? That would be great!
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