Top Ten Reasons Why You Could Potentially Be Ex-Communicated from the Black Community
Disclaimer: My friends and I were joking about this and decided to make a list of the top tens reasons why one would have their 'black card' revoked. I wouldn't necessary kick someone out of the community for any of these reasons but they are each pointent enough to make you raise an eyebrow and say 'hmmm'. Don't take this too seriously. We do need one more to make the top ten a valid top ten. So, if you can think of one, post it!
TOP TEN WAYS YOU COULD POTENTIALLY BE EX-COMMUNICATED FROM THE BLACK COMMUNITY ·
1. You have ever said or followed thought the following, "I'll never date/marry a black woman because [fill in the blank]"· (if you ever said this in the presence of a black woman, you may get physically injured)
2. You think Alex Haley's Roots is a line of ethnic hair care products· (you missed black History 101)
3. For any reason other than health reasons, you never ever consume fried chicken or a pork chop· (you obviously have no appreciation for soul food)
4. Your first name is Condelezza and your last name is Rice· (need i say more?)
5. You do not know how to do the "Electric Slide"· (clearly you have not attended any black barbeques, family reunions, or wedding receptions)
6. You are a self proclaimed Republican · (need i say more?)
7. You are a black man and are dating a white women· (you'll get dirty looks from black women for the rest of your life)
8. You have not seen the Color Purple, Coming to America, the Cosby Show, or Boyz in the Hood· (you missed Black Media 101)
9. You are your only Black Friend. (the keenest evidence that you are not part of the Black community anyway)
TOP TEN WAYS YOU COULD POTENTIALLY BE EX-COMMUNICATED FROM THE BLACK COMMUNITY ·
1. You have ever said or followed thought the following, "I'll never date/marry a black woman because [fill in the blank]"· (if you ever said this in the presence of a black woman, you may get physically injured)
2. You think Alex Haley's Roots is a line of ethnic hair care products· (you missed black History 101)
3. For any reason other than health reasons, you never ever consume fried chicken or a pork chop· (you obviously have no appreciation for soul food)
4. Your first name is Condelezza and your last name is Rice· (need i say more?)
5. You do not know how to do the "Electric Slide"· (clearly you have not attended any black barbeques, family reunions, or wedding receptions)
6. You are a self proclaimed Republican · (need i say more?)
7. You are a black man and are dating a white women· (you'll get dirty looks from black women for the rest of your life)
8. You have not seen the Color Purple, Coming to America, the Cosby Show, or Boyz in the Hood· (you missed Black Media 101)
9. You are your only Black Friend. (the keenest evidence that you are not part of the Black community anyway)
posted by JoiDoe @ 3:00 PM
5 Comments:
next time you do a top ten, please start from 10 and count backwards builds a little drama and looks better thanks! Very funny though.
Hey!...I dont eat pork chops...and I appreciate soul food.
What person of the negroid persuasion has NOT seen The Cosby Show? He must live in some isolated tribe in Zimbabwe somewhere. lol
FBI, Shut up! :)
I do not know how to do the Electric Slide. In fact, I never even danced at all until after my divorce. When will my ex-communication papers be served? I am not so sure I want to be associated with Black folks anyway.
phoenix, you MUST learn the electric slide! i will hold off on serving your ex-communication papers until you've had a chance to have more fun...:)
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